So... the second
bischen is about a heap of rubbish I used to pass by every time I go to run on that certain route for over an year now.
Initially it looked like a heap of pharmaceutical or industrial materials and seemed so dangerous and even toxic to me that I was afraid to get close and see what it is.
Few days ago I decided to skip running and make a hiking trip with my girl and the dog hoping to make some good nature pictures. Passing the heap I decided to investigate the materials and report to someone about the "dangerous biohazard rubbish".
What was my surprise when I had a closer look at the small packages- Love magic lady soft vaginal gel!
Lol, heaps of them were thrown away unused! Such a disgraceful end of such "exciting" product!
Wasnt it good enough?
Of course not. Who would buy vaginal gel in such a sterile, dangerously looking package! Damn, who designed this? These people have absolutely no imagination!
Another thing that impressed me was the size of it. These stuffs were big! I mean this pack may contain a lot of liquid, where on earth these people apply all this amount? Its obviously a single use unit...
Let me tell you one thing- some people do really wicked things with their bodies, I dont even wanna know about! But the producer of this stuff has never been big in sex- thats 100% positive!
Please be a little more into it, man! And dont throw the rubbish where I run because you will need this gel when you go to hell. Yo! :))
Does this rare find of mine remind you about one of the world`s most popular cosmetic products? Yeah, thats right! This is the communist version of Nivea Creme, produced in Bulgaria during the regime. In my calculations this particular box must be manufactured around ... 60`s or 70`s of 20th Century. On the back side of the authentic metal box is written the following: Neva (ok- the box is the same, the shape, the color, the type, the entire brand is a copy-paste .. But the conscious is speaking here: "Lets change the name a little, but not too much- its a waste of time and who on earth cares, we are behind the Iron Curtain, nobody is watching!") So its written: Neva Cream is the perfect sport cream ( ! ) your face and body need at the seaside, at the mountain and in the field ( ! ) For any season and any age. The original ( ! ) Neva Cream. Briefly follow the prize, the producer and the weight. 
